What I decided to do, with permission from briareus himself of course, is take the script and turn it into a bash script, instead of a big one line command. What the script does is take the place of having to do urpmi --auto-select, updatedb, update menus and a couple of other commands. Makes it to where all you have to do is type one little word to execute the script and you are good to. He agreed, and below is the new code.

What you need to do is open up your favorite editor and paste the code in the box below into your editor of choice. 

#!/bin/bash 
# Mandriva 'urpmi --auto-select' automatic update script,
# also known as 'Updater'.
# Originally written by briareus, modified by Hawkwind.

# If you have any questions of comments, please email me at: hawkwind@gmail.com
# Or you can contact briareus(the original author) at: briareus@gmail.com
# Both myself and briareus can also be found on the irc.freenode.net irc server
# In the channel #LFD   
# Please come by and visit us with an questions/comments on the script.

# When this script is run, it will automatically update your 
# current Mandriva install as long as you have online sources set.
# Those can be found at: http://urpmi-addmedia.org
# It basically replaces urpmi --auto-select and requires no user input
# what so ever for complete updates to the system.

# Below are the various variables we set for use later in the script.

C='clear'
E='echo'
UU='urpmi.update'
WG='--wget'
U='urpmi'
AS='--auto-select'
A='--auto'
DB='updatedb'
UM='update-menus'

# Below is the actual script itself

$C
$E "--> MANDRIVAS AUTOMATIC UPDATE SCRIPT <--"
$E "--> WE WILL NOW UPDATE THE HDLIST FROM YOUR ONLINE SOURCES <--"
$UU $WG -a
$E "--> WE WILL INSTALL AN UPDATED VERSION OF URPMI ITSELF, IF THERE IS ONE <--"
$U $WG $U
$E "--> WE WILL NOW INSTALL ANY AVAILABLE UPDATED PACKAGES <--"
$U $WG $AS $A
$E "--> WE WILL NOW UPDATE THE SLOCATE DATABASE <--"
$DB
$E "--> WE WILL NOW UPDATE THE MENUS AS NEEDED SINCE THE UPDATE OCCURED <--"
$UM
$E "--> YOUR MANDRIVA INSTALL IS NOW UP TO DATE AS BEST AS POSSIBLE <--"
$E "--> FROM THE ONLINE MIRRORS YOU HAVE SPECIFIED FROM: <--"
$E "--> http://urpmi-addmedia.org <--"

This next command assumes you know where you saved the file on your system. If you need to, use the cd command to change directories to whereever it is you saved the file and do the following commands.

Save the file as updater and then copy it over to /usr/bin with the following command as root user: 

cp -a updater /usr/bin

Then perform the following command as root as well to make the script executable: 

chmod +x /usr/bin/updater

To run the script, just type 'updater' as root in a terminal. Below is the actual code: